I once read an interview where Ozzy explained how he gets the hershey squirts before each show. This neurosis that causes him to shit his bat-head-biting brains out goes way back to even his earliest shows with Sabbath in the dive bars of Birmingham to his current Ozzfest events which he himself (or that leech wife of his depending on what you believe) organizes.
The first annual New York Band Draft was in my opionion a great success. Congrats to The Yokos and Mame, who won best band and best single, respectively.
If I saw Ozzy's wife or ugly kids I would tell them to find a dark closet and play "Hide And Go Fuck Yourself".